brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via siriuswhack)


manboobmaiden:

who decided being gay wasn’t manly? gay sex is technically twice as manly, you are literally doubling the amount of men in it

(via patrickcolemanus)


gwenwentz:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

(via tess-tess-tessaa)


h0llaween:

yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets.

(via itsdeepforhappypeople)


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valiantparadox:

bro-boner:

It’s days like this that I like to remember that the Irish government are ever proud of the Spire of Dublin.

image

It’s literally a 400 ft metal spike sticking out of the ground. It was supposed to be done for the new millennium but they didn’t start building it until 2002.

And it’s supposed to be self-cleaning but it doesn’t work and there’s no way to clean it.

Ireland.

not to mention it’s ‘unofficial name’

the erection at the intersection

(via siriuswhack)


pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:


after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

pizzaforpresident:

diaryoftheblackannefrank:

after a reporter was asking him questions while he was trying to eat breakfast

omg

i love obama

(via jem-crystairs)


ARYA STARK APPRECIATION WEEK → favourite season » season two

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youbeautifulfuckingcreature:

gaystripclub:

alwaysblameitonthenargles:

I love how Snape’s just standing there like what

and slughorn is just like oh dear what should i do like he just seems so distressed 

my favorite is Dumbledore… he looks like his favorite program just came on

(via buckyswinterbarnes)


lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

lobstmourne:

unimpressedcats:

yes yes i clean 4 u

"IM HELPING"

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